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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the other piece of advice I would give them.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
mugGet the doing harakirimug.

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.
Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".
by Matt March 30, 2005
mugGet the doing dudesmug.

Do something useful

Similar to bleach-paint the ghetto but actually putting people back to school and work, maybe on their own free will.
When you are told or forced to bleach-paint the ghetto you may not be happy since the gov't forced you to do it, but once you do something useful, on your own free will, you will be happy.
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022
mugGet the Do something usefulmug.

Yes. I do.

You're not sexually advanced. Getting railed by a bunch of fat cocks doesn't "advance" You in any way shape or form. Riding a roller coaster repeatedly doesn't make you a Rollercoaster expert. The experience you gain from having sex does advance your ability to have sex because you're just getting a fat cock jammed in you. You are fucking the fat cocks (alost exclusively) and then blaming and dehumanizing the baby dicks for their inability to fuck you.
Hym "And yes. I do. And if the AI works as intended, you are very much not the guy that tells me anything. It takes a guy who is very much more important than you and EVEN THEN... The answer is STILL 'Yes. I do.' MY line has already been crossed."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
mugGet the Yes. I do.mug.

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2014
mugGet the doing harakirimug.

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always secular hope, by getting a social worker or something. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter the dire situation. don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma November 17, 2013
mugGet the doing harakirimug.

Doing a Kristen

Trolling, but worst. Even a troller could not troll that much.
The teacher cancelled two lessons in a row for no reason. I think he's doing a Kristen
by OuiYeti October 9, 2020
mugGet the Doing a Kristenmug.

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