Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.

Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!

by Bshifters December 19, 2019

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Baby powder

Baby powder is blended up dry milk that turns your baby blue and stink of gin. My friend Kelly always uses it on her legs because they are crusty and she wants to be scaled.

You have moist legs try our new product baby powder to make you less moist

by Unknownrandn December 22, 2019

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beat that baby

Beat that baby is a term used to basically say have sex. Mostly said by boys meaning “beat that pussy up”

Friend 1: What you doing tonight?
Friend2: Ima beat that baby.

by anonymous13926 December 22, 2019

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baby diddler

A cho-mo a cathholic priest that parts the alterboys hair while getting his dick sucked and saying bless you my child bless you......A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTER NAMED CHESTER THE MOLESTER

That Catholic priest is a baby diddler i heard he touched jimmy while parting his hair and saying bless you my child

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

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