happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

bunging one on

Going out with the intention of having a huge one

Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”

by Deerrrhhhh August 31, 2018

No one else

Yeah.

Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

feeling like one

up to your own interpretation

me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one

by ….ifeellikeone November 14, 2022

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

one-finger wave

Just another sly euphemism for flipping the bird.

As Team Trump entered the courtroom, I thought I saw someone right there near the front do an ever-so-brief one-finger wave intended for the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023