one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else

“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”

by Jaythegayerest January 02, 2023

this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

that one nice guy in urb dic

when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic

my dads that one nice guy in urb dic.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020

Day One-ing

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

by Gaysinspace August 02, 2015

one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.

Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.

by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008

One Nation

A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more

Who are you voting for?
I am voting for One Nation, they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.

by G'day:) November 06, 2021