doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013
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Pau do Cardoso

Ancient legend still not known but everyone knows that is easier to find an alien
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Please don’t. I don’t want people knowing i have a huge countdown on my tiktok @10000.day.countdown. Keep this account a secret. Why did i even set my account to public?
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by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 27, 2022
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Do something useful

Similar to bleach-paint the ghetto but actually putting people back to school and work, maybe on their own free will.
When you are told or forced to bleach-paint the ghetto you may not be happy since the gov't forced you to do it, but once you do something useful, on your own free will, you will be happy.
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022
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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified
Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023
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do po

Dang they got the do po with em’
by ugh- March 8, 2020
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