blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.

Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming

by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016

Cunt

A woman’s vagina. People think that it means a stupid or annoying person.

man1: you’re such a cunt
man2: why are you calling me a vagina

by 2sProd April 21, 2021

Cunt

The name you call your friend commonaly used by Australian's

Oi cunt pass me a cold one

by The cunt on the dunny May 22, 2018

Cunt

The most used word in australia describing ya mates, road rage, calling someone dumb, telling someone to rip a skid, ya mates mad, fully send it.

1. Yeah Nathan he can be a cunt but ya gotta love him for being a cunt

2. Where's your indicator cunt

3. Fuck your a dumb cunt

4. Rip a skid cunt

5. You're a mad cunt

6. Fucking fully send it cunt

by m.l.k❤️ May 4, 2020

Cunt rudder

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.

The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder

by Sandell J October 17, 2011

disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Ronald McDonald’s Cunt

Either a penis or vagina. Who knows nowadays?

Look it’s Ronald McDonald’s cunt

by Long shorts 59 May 15, 2020