Soup-Dick

soup on da dick

“Yo bro, I see you w that Soup-Dick, lemme get a taste”

by @dummytiny March 9, 2021

Work Dick

When one cannot obtain an erection because they have worked too many hours of overtime.

My wife wanted me to take her to pound town last night but I had Work Dick.

by Nawdawg May 9, 2021

Marshmallow Dick

When a guys penis can only get as hard as a marshmallow so it’s only good for after the main course.

Credit: EC

Girl to Guy: looks like you have marshmallow dick.. good thing I’m the 1 in 100 girls.. let’s try it in my ass

by Shrimping saves lives September 30, 2022

dick mayo

well i was licking my dick when all of a sudden this white stuff came out i licked it up kinda gross kinda liked it gonna try again

ME: WTF IS THAT! *licks it up* mmmmmmmm *Sayes lustfully* dick mayo

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmg December 8, 2021

Dick Snot

A worthless piece of shit individual. Often can't be reliable.

That Bill Navas guy was caught beating off in the boys locker room and stealing wallets. What a fucking dick Snot he is. Can't believe he is a teacher

by Dr Niggèr April 4, 2022

whiteboi dick

a pussy free loser whose gf gets railed by bbc every day

she’s tired of her bfs whiteboi dick

by loserforbbc March 17, 2022

Potato Dick

A potato dick usually means something really small and deformed

"bro look at that balloon, it looks like a potato dick"

by A Holy Crusader March 29, 2022