Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.

Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat

by MeatMop June 20, 2025

butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat

We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.

by butthat January 6, 2021

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021

CHEEKY BUTTS

Bikini bottoms that aren't quite a thong, but close.

I beter do my squats, so I can wear my cheeky butts to the pool this summer.

by Seshire May 10, 2018

Butt Monster

Usually a girl who is obsessed with butt holes. Also could be a girl who farts often and loudly.

That girl Lesley is a butt monster.

by VerySmartAndTruthful March 10, 2019

pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021

butt-cushion

a chair

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021