Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023

Jack is one handsome motherfucker, he can make womens panties drop like its nothing. Watch out for this dude he can make any guy gay with his handsome looks and irresistible wink and of course you cant forget about his enormous cock
by Joshing52 June 8, 2020

Jack was a leprechaun.
by Mother treassa April 9, 2022
