Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
Get the Basic white guy (UK)mug. Despite having a relatively black name, White Lamar is a man with white skin. White Lamar's are usually laid back and sometimes hilarious, but they tend to take a lot of shit from their parent's name choice.
"who is that cute funny laid back boy over there?"
"that's White Lamar, He's a pretty cool dude"
"White Lamar? dafuq kinda name is that?"
"that's White Lamar, He's a pretty cool dude"
"White Lamar? dafuq kinda name is that?"
by shiiieeeetmuthafucka December 6, 2022
Get the White Lamarmug. 
Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.
“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
“Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash”
“Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
Get the White Feathermug. Similar to, “Alabama White Sauce”.
Arkansas white sauce is having your cousins pussy juice in your mouth.
Arkansas white sauce is having your cousins pussy juice in your mouth.
“I saw my cousin at the last family and got Arkansas white sauced in the bathroom, haven’t been able to get the taste out my mouth, it’s been a week.”
by pussyfootin666 February 12, 2024
Get the Arkansas white saucemug. by Thotsboro September 25, 2021
Get the Snow whitemug. by Undead assassin February 16, 2018
Get the White Chokermug.