empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.

go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.

by aw1322 February 9, 2010

Leather bag

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body

If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.

by Realistslang July 12, 2017

Mixed Nut Bag

Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”

What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?

I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!

by anonymous June 30, 2024

bag of nothing

Larry. That's it.

Person 1: Hey man, have you seen that bag of nothing around here?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I saw Larry go that way.

by Skritskrit October 13, 2017

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023