going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

go to indiana

When you have anal sex on her parents bed. I made this up because I went to visit Indiana with an ex once and we had anal sex on her dad's bed.

Hey babe, we're at your parents and nobody's home, want to Go To Indiana?

by OtherNameWentMissing February 8, 2018

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023

Go back to the railroads

What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.

White: “nah your ugly”
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”

by Swiftread December 24, 2022

egg set go

Egg set go is a brand selling liquid whole eggs. People have lazy ass these days, so we are here for a quick option to make your eggs right

To make your eggs yummy and delicious here’s egg set go

by Dieoweirj November 23, 2021

Go back to your ex

6th of October is the Day that you go back to your ex and text him/her. Have fun:)

-Hey Mary i miss my ex:(
-Ey emily its go back to your ex Day go text him

by Urmom8282992829292 October 3, 2020