drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.

When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018

Bag of bones

Someone who is so old and brittle that they are practically a bag of bones. Another word for "living under a rock"

Emma: Wow, Ruby! You haven't heard of Gacha Life before? You're such a bag of bones...

by DormaIsBetterThanYou January 6, 2025

BAG

Bad ass girl or bomb ass girl

Friend 1- Damn, Dre got that bag son.
Friend 2- Ikr she bad lihh shii

by McFlyy💦 June 23, 2016

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 November 25, 2015

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024