wedding weight

the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.

Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.

by George Hans May 30, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

weiness

Elbow Skin

"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"

by Christine January 8, 2004

weiner kid

A wussy, mama's boy, thumbsucker. Someone who's a teacher's pet, tells his parents and teachers on other kids, wets his bed, sleeps with his parents, etc.

Look at that kid. His mom just dropped him off at school and gave him a big sloppy kiss. What a weiner kid!

by m00kus1 July 19, 2009

Weissfuss

To steal someone's joke and use it back at them.

You just weissfussed me!

by Marginallyclean June 5, 2017

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

weed weight

The weight you gain from eating all the delicious food you can get your hands on(muchies) while you are high.

Example 1:
Fred gained like 6 pounds of weed weight after spending the weekend mega stoned and eating.

Example 2:
Hey bro, let's go running, I need to burn off all this weed weight.

by A-damn-69 March 8, 2009