humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

liquid vegan

one who only drinks water and no other liquids

twitter skincare consists mostly of african black soap, witch hazel, and becoming a liquid vegan

by stillhurting August 18, 2017

veggie vegan

A veggie vegan is a vegan that is usually mocked by his/her/their friends. But, these "Veggie Vegans" always stick to it and never give up on there vegan path.

"HAHAHAHAHAH these the VEGGIE VEGANNN!!!!!" (the dumb kid)
"I am happy with my life style choices!" (The veggie vegan.)

by The real VEGGIE VEGAN November 30, 2017

Bad vegan

A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.

Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.

Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!

by kristark February 19, 2018

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

Irvine Vegan

When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.

-Hey, I thought you were vegan?

-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.

-Oohhh I gotcha

by Epileptic_ March 1, 2020

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020