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Vanilla gorilla

A large white man in stature with a small penis who thinks that he is somehow better than everyone else and that he can get women waaaay above his level. Hypocritical, judgemental, and thinks all women want him. Usually has the face of a girl and veneered teeth with a great big tummy. Usually cannot see his own junk. Fake sweet with phony smile like a used car salesman. Likes to pound his chest and huff when mad.
Cara:Ha, did you see that huge guy just extricate himself from his fancy car?
Sam: Yep, my friend unfortunately knew someone like that. He was known as the vanilla gorilla.

Arrogant moose=vanilla gorilla
by Smidgen135 November 2, 2011
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Chocolate vanilla twist

Fucking someone in the ass, jizzing in them, then pulling out and sucking out all the liquids.
Cooper: I just gave Mom a chocolate vanilla twist
Josh: You did what?
Cooper: I came in her ass and licked it all up
Josh: No way! I did that last night! *high five*
by ashton fuller July 27, 2010
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vanilla bar

I got a vanilla bar for beyonce.
by Deep blue 2012 June 4, 2010
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Vacillitate

To waver your opinion between two options in order to facilitate a relationship with two people of opposing views.
What's wrong, Falexis?
I can't get Farah and Feidre to agree on any sexual matters. Just try to vacillitate something! They will probably agree after some convincing!
by Soooooooooookeh May 3, 2011
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Vanilla Pudding

If your partner has back or shoulder acne, when intimate and before they cum, you find the pimples and bite them; filling your mouth with their puss, they also cum in your mouth, swallowing both the acne and cum
1: “Babe, can I have some vanilla pudding tonight?”
2: “I wanna try vanilla pudding with you.”
by McD’s September 22, 2019
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sparkling vanilla cream soda

Really really really weird tasting stuff.
possible drugs. idn ask A and W
Fred- Wow i just drank sparkling vanilla cream soda
Bob- Awesome i heard that shit was bangin.
Joe- What fucktards.
by britney loser spears December 18, 2007
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Pure vanilla’s badussy

I wanna eat pure vanilla’s badussy like omg it would taste so good I honestly have the sudden urge to turn into (insert who you ship pure vanilla with) rn they are sooooooo lucky to be able to eat pure vanillas badussy 😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😜😜😜😜😜😜🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
Person 1: bro did you see Pure vanilla’s badussy
Person 2: ya bro it was sooo yummy
Person 1: what 🤠
by teto.stan January 27, 2022
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