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dirty unicorn

Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn.
I had a magical experience last night, Brittany and Molly went down on me with the dirty unicorn.
by CHRISTINADDFE December 4, 2007
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unicorn blood

Orange juice mixed with tobasco and one hot shot. Rumored to cause red hair.
I just drank a cup of unicorn blood and it hurt, really bad.
by Hagrid@Hogwarts.edu September 19, 2010
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non-unicorn

The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.
<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?
<A> its a real unicorn.
<B> arent unicorns like hors../
<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.
by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008
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Unicorn-ing

When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.

Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?

Marissa: What's that?

Bob: oh you'll see.....

Marissa: WOW! that was great!

Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
by IPityTheFoo November 16, 2011
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Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009
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oral unicorn

A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.
I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.
by Girlonfire3211 August 20, 2015
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unicorn sex

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
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