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food twins

After eating an excessive amount of food, becoming so full that you appear and feel pregnant, past the point of a single food baby, you have developed food twins.
Fatty 1: "I ate so many chili cheese fries and cupcakes I got a food baby."
Fatty 2: "Dude, you think thats bad, I ate so many hot dogs I'm starting to think I have food twins."
by littlegreenie March 16, 2009
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Gleek Twin

this term should not be used lightly its for extreme cases of over dose of glee shared between two people the power of the gleek has been questions to be stronger then batman and superman

Gleek twins come in rare breeds and might share many more things in common this bond is more then just a shared interest this bond is for life
They know glee so well they are the gleek twins its a life bond
by Jacquibreaky June 3, 2010
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Dolan Twins

NOT as cute as everyone thinks they are... but not trash
by Mehhhhh___ ughh November 28, 2018
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Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
by dogstar7 August 4, 2011
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Tuscaloosa Twin

A combination of "The Twin" and the "Birmingham Booty call" for when your partner is not availilble. First you will need to locate a head shot of yourself and lay that out in front of you. Then put your cell phone on vibrate and shove it up your ass and begin masturbating! Then call your cell phone from your land line or some othe phone and shit it out and answer it. Now talk dirty to yourself as if you were speaking to your twin brother and cum all over the head shot of yourself you have in front of you and say "you like my cum bro?"!
My whore was at work so I couldn't give her a Birmingham Booty call so I just did the Tuscaloosa Twin instead!
by Ballzdeap September 4, 2013
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Evil twins

We be on it. Mess with one you get both. Scared our home. And made pee pants.
by Broken record May 10, 2022
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Twin Spiders

A description of chest hair. Twin Spiders are descriptive of ones chest hair, only forming around both nipples, and no where else on the chest.
Holy Crap, look at Dan's Twin Spiders. That is disgusting.
by Deisel Callahan April 4, 2009
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