Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

Traffic signage

A very small fandom where its about sentient traffic signs

the web show is made by gech and you can find the show in youtube.

"Yo dude have you heard about Traffic signage?" "What? no."

by Someonewhoknowsfandoms April 28, 2025

Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic

I got stuck in traffuck today

by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025

traffic

The worst thing to get stuck in.

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

traffy

A fucking dumbass who puts his face(🤡) under everyone's message. A fucking social climber worse than Taylor Swift who deserves to get publicly guillotined.

-Yo why does that guy lowkey look like a clown?
-Oh him... yeah ignore his ass it's just traffy, take back what you said or he might put his face under your words.
-Oh shit, he already did, fuck he is chopped as hell not gonna lie.

by Fact_supplier_dwg October 21, 2025

Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow

I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.

by BGernat February 18, 2011

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014