tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

tommy gun

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.

Tommy gun up yo ass.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Tommy mommy

A cool kid

Tommy mommy is cool

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019

tommy gleeson

what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread

"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"

by liam beale October 14, 2008

tommy woolston

A legend and not fat.

Man he's so Tommy woolston

by alfiejamesallenisanonce April 2, 2017

tommy rock

Tommy rock is a cool as singer from Pennsylvania. His record label is called Toilet Bowl Records, and he sings about crack and shit. Good stuff.

I plan on going to see Tommy Rock concert sometime.

by Hue GEE FAn December 19, 2004

please tommy please

Phrase that Every maze runner fan hates.It's Newt's last words begging Thomas to kill him.Usually used to beg someone something.

-Can I go out tonight?
-No
-Please Tommy please

by Blackkiwi February 13, 2018