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tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery
by Blabbidy July 9, 2011
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tommy gun

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Tommy mommy

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019
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tommy gleeson

what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread
"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"
by liam beale October 14, 2008
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tommy woolston

A legend and not fat.
by alfiejamesallenisanonce April 2, 2017
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tommy rock

Tommy rock is a cool as singer from Pennsylvania. His record label is called Toilet Bowl Records, and he sings about crack and shit. Good stuff.
I plan on going to see Tommy Rock concert sometime.
by Hue GEE FAn December 19, 2004
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So fucking Tommy

"So fucking Tommy" means that something is "So fucking amazing beyond words".

Originated in Orlando Florida, but has been seen in NY, San Diego, Portland...most commonly used as a sexual reference.
You make me feel so fucking tommy! I love it and can never get enough of it.
by RandomActsOfSmileness July 13, 2016
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