The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.
(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
by Doone February 23, 2011
by Stralfazz March 04, 2007
Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
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