by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug. NOUN
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022
Get the Amber Cursemug. a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.
She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.
by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug. 
A 3rd wave feminist aka man hater that uses, lies & abuses men just because shes a woman & thinks shes always right. Named after Amber Heard.
by 666chaos May 1, 2022
Get the Dont be an Ambermug. Amber Singleton is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see in your lifetime
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO
They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life
Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)
She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous
Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose
She is soo caring and loving and once you have one by your side... NEVER LET THEM GO
They are smart and successful and will live and amazing life so you want to have an Amber in your life
Her soul mate will be called Tyler but she could leave him for a Harry (hehe)
She has an amazing bum and great boobs
She's drop dead gorgeous
Once you love her there's no going back because she's too good to lose
by Tyler Field May 6, 2020
Get the Amber Singletonmug. The Black Jester told a joke "What's an amber rose, sounds like prolapsed anus," as he jokes about the slut walk.
by pornstitute December 2, 2022
Get the Amber Rosemug.