Pound Shop Gangster

Pound Shop Gangster

This term is used to describe scum (typically of the English scally kind) who think they are something they're not. They think they have status and/or impact on the world... when, in reality, they are about as commanding as a Pound Shop. They are, Pound Shop Gangsters.

Haha you're just a fucking pound shop gangster

by Reynolds, Paul October 26, 2004

Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

pound my prune

A females way to having rough, hard sex when it's been a while.

I want you to pound my prune baby

by Pineapple21 July 6, 2017

Dog Pound Bagpipe

Dog Pound Bag Pipe: essentially the same as a Rusty Trombone however the girl also squeezes your belly until you fart.

I was getting a rimmer but because of the Mexican food it turned into a Dog Pound Bagpipe.

by Sidney Jack November 27, 2016

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

Mega Pound (M£)

A mega pound is one million pounds (£1,000,000)

I reckon that Rodney's house must be worth at least 1 Mega Pound (M£).

by The Real Takeshi October 12, 2022

pounding your tuna

Fucking a girls's pussy really hard

Boyfriend: Do you want to me to do what I did last Saturday, pounding your tuna
Girlfriend: Hell yes!

by The Guy Who Stalks You December 16, 2017