Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.
Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
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Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts
And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3
Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts
And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3
Notch: I finally made minecraft!!!!!
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either
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Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
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Oh boy, Minecraft is the best game ever!
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1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.
2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!
3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.
2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!
3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!
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