Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

pimp ticket

Slang for a $100 bill.

Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!

by What's the deal? February 23, 2010

Clicker Ticker

The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.

Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?

Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.

by patsguy52 October 31, 2011

Winkle Tinker

1. A long, tube like-schlong used to fuck females.

2. Dick.

3. A mans pipe-line service.

4. An object protruding from a leprechaun's groin.

5. The Battle Driver.

1. "She gasps every time I stuck her with my winkle tinker."

2. She yelled "Oh daddy!" when I slid my winkle tinker inside her.

3. "Dig deeper Mr. Winkle Tinker!"

4. As seen in GTA 4 at the leprechaun cornerstore called the "Leprechaun's Winkletinker"

by Willie Fhisther July 7, 2011

Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

ticket

pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.

'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'

by [e-mail] July 12, 2009

ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009