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Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.
Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!
by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013
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Milkin the Titties

the action of one performing the act of milking ones nipples in a public area. This can also be performed on the male genitalia.
jay: sorry erin, i was busy milkin the titties.
erin: i have nipples jay, could you milk me?
by jerin hollins August 26, 2009
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Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.
“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”
by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015
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Tandem Titties

Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.
"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"
by Mikey P June 21, 2016
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fashion titties

Titties small enough to wear wear high fashion clothes (runway boobs)
I don't have big boobs I have fashion titties.
by ghibby April 28, 2014
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titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.
Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.
by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015
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Titty Rap

Rap with the most basic beat and weak lyrics; lyrics revolve around tiddy, ass, money, and sudatives.
Russul: Chris I’m tired of listening to Post Malone, I need to hear me some titty rap, blast some 6ix9ine.
by John Wall please October 10, 2018
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