Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.

After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.

by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

by MwMimi September 13, 2021

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.

“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”

by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Tired

When your tired

Im tired

by #done with life October 14, 2016