sac thumper

The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles

I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....

by Dara Lique July 25, 2021

Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom

:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night

by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.

Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.

by Brother Donald June 16, 2022

Thurcroft Thump

When someone from Thurcroft gives a good old face bashing

Barbecue Owner: Hey come back here with my barbecue
Fordy: Fuck off it’s going on marketplace
Barbecue Owner: Fuck you Fordy here’s the Thurcroft Thump!
*SMASH*

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

Bible Thumper

A religious hypocrite whom often lashes out against others for how they live their lives but get angered if somebody else does the same. They often use biblical scriptures to justify their judgmental hypocrisy.

I remember a Bible thumper got on my case just because I like watching "Empire" on Fox & they told me how much I was bound to be sent to Hell just for liking the show.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK September 3, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023