Tighter Than Dick's Hatband

"Tighter than dick's hatband" should be "tighter than a dick's hatband" and could be written as "tighter than a detective's hatband". A phrase referring to the band on their hat and has nothing to do with the male anatomy. I believe this is a Prohibition Era phrase.

It fit tighter than dick's hatband. This should be "It fit tighter than a dick's hatband".

by TGadgetS February 18, 2017

scarier than fear itself

something that is scary.. scarier than fear itself

Jason "Yo dude did you see that ugly chick, Jessica?!"
Chi-Lou "YEA DUDE, shes scarier than fear itself!"
Jason "Oh, cya!"

by Jamabada November 8, 2006

cheaper than fast food

Something that sux i.e. being taken advantage of

He just blew me off. That's cheaper than fast food.

by Claire July 21, 2003

happier than a pig in shit

Pigs like to play dirty.

Happy as a butchers dog.

by Lord of Games May 16, 2004

cleaner than a priest on sunday

an ulitmate sober ass bitch

Man thats fools cleaner than a priest on sunday.

by Dts_Man January 19, 2011

I love you more than more than mostest

Its means you love someone more than more than mostest and always beats outs more than mostest. It automatically wins and means your partner has to accept you love them more.

Partner: I love you more than mostest
You: I love you more than more than mostest
Partner: darn I guess I just have to accept you love me more

by Whaleburg September 8, 2022

gayer than AIDS in a can

Something that is pointless as fuck

This math assignment is gayer than AIDS in a can.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008