Up North

When a man's penis, whether hard or not, is pointing upwards in his pants against his stomach. Usually happens when laying down, but is most uncomfortable standing up.

*whispers to Dalton sitting next to him in class* Dude, I'm up so up north right now, but I don't want anyone to see me adjust myself.

by poophed February 13, 2014

north bend

A word that can be substituted for the word yeehaw, most commonly used on farms and in country hick clubs.

North Bend, ride it cowboy!

by North Bend November 15, 2007

up north

North of Yonkers

He got sent up north/up the river

by What's Mah Name January 19, 2004

North pOICE

North KoreaWorthless fresh off the boat gooks.(Koreans)

That fob(fresh off the boat) is from North pOICE.

by Fat Traviss August 30, 2006

North Carolina

A place where people who hate their own states can come and hate this one. Rated as the best place to live in America but in reality, is just as bad as everywhere else that Starbucks has taken over. Its filled with out-of-towners trying to fit in and confused rednecks trying to hold on to their Confederacy heritage that is irrelevent because the Rebels lost the war.

Those kids from North Carolina sure are stupid, rich, and confused.

by col da bol May 1, 2005

north allegheny

the best person ever goes to this school, but he is graduating this year. you probably dont know him. only because you arent cool enough to. this kid is possibly the most amazing person on this planet. i just love him with my entire heart. y'all shouldnt hate on north allegheny because you're poor and live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. go cry about it to your daddy working in a coal mine.

person: do you know THE coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: its not possible for me to know him. i live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. im far too poor and uncool to know him. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.

by guess. April 28, 2005

north star

to know you way around a difficult situation

don't worry we can north star our way out of here

by ChidoriKnight July 9, 2007