Kyle

Bad sense of humour, never knows when to stop, rude, dickhead, usually known to have a small penis

Wow he's acting like such a KYLE

by Yeahcats20 May 27, 2015

Kyle

Kyle is a very quiet individual he keeps to himself until he finds his next victim. His victims tend to have black hair and glasses he has a fetish for glasses. Don't worry if the girls he takes go missing the next time you see them they will have spiked up hair....that's where he likes to finish.

Oh no she was taken by Kyle look at her hair.

by Kyles fuck boy February 28, 2017

Kyle

He is secretly a girl and is also gets turned on by the thought of stuffing an entire hot dog bun up "his" ass.

Come on Kyle stop putting hot dog buns in your ass its very weird.

by FakeKyle November 22, 2018

Kyle

A piece of fucking shit that can never admit when there wrong and when you give evidence they respond with the dumbest insults like "kill yourself" or "well you're a fucking fag" and let's not forget his fat ass looks like an oompa loompa that escaped the factory

Normal person: Cardi and Nicki are both good but you can't even compare them because they both have completely different personalities and styles of rap

Kyle's: well Nicki had surgery so her music sucks

Normal person: well cardi had had surgerys too so you can't use that logic

Kyle: well just kill yourself you fucking fag

Normal person: nigga if you don't get your slightly burnt staypuff mashmallow man looking ass the fuck outta here

Normal person: Cardi and Nicki are both good but you can't even compare them because they both have completely different personalities and styles of rap

Kyle's: well Nicki had surgery so her music sucks

Normal person: well cardi had had surgerys too so you can't use that logic

Kyle: well just kill yourself you fucking fag

Normal person: nigga if you don't get your slightly burnt staypuff mashmallow man looking ass the fuck outta here

by Weaboo jesus November 23, 2018

Kyle

A guy/girl who is complicated. S/He is protective of the people s/he cares about and puts on a strong front. S/He'd do anything for those s/he loves, even put her/his own life on the line. Inside s/he's really a world of pain and hurt. S/He doesn't trust people easily and is very standoffish to people s/he doesn't like so people call her/him names even though sometimes they don't even know her/his name. Inside s/he's a sweetheart. S/He has the potential to be courageous but s/he hides it. All s/he needs is support and help, someone who won't bail and won't give up on her/him. S/He is trustworthy and caring to the core. S/He's funny and beautiful, inside and out. S/He's logical and witty. S/He's also adorable because s/he's such a dork. People always love Kyles when they get to know them, they're the kind of friends that everyone needs and true Kyles are one of a kind. They really are, a true Kyle is all of these things.

Girl 1: "I was going through such a hard time, I thought nobody would help me. But I realized I had a Kyle, and he helped me through everything, my Kyle stuck by my side no matter what."
Girl 2: "You're so lucky, it sounds like you have a pure Kyle. I wish I had one. Maybe you can introduce us?"
Girl 1: "Of course! My Kyle is amazing, you guys would hit it off well!"

by alyssialnh19 July 5, 2012

Kyle

A bit of a cunt

That bloke is a bit of a Kyle

by Barker1234 December 7, 2016

Kyle

Kyle is the name of a white skater dude who was baptized with Monster energy drink. He sports a soul patch and tends to wear bro tanks to show off his arm tats.

Kyle just turned 24 and is still living with his parents.

by ellbell8 February 19, 2019