goo

gross and ew at the same time. something horribly nasty looking you just have to drop to your knees and assume the fetal position.

::sees fat transvestite:: GOO! GAWD DAMN IT GOO! ::hits floor in fetal position::

by captain sexy March 15, 2005

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012

Déjà goo

A feeling of familiarity derived from already visiting a location in google street view.

Oh man, just had a total feeling of “déjà goo”

by Smithgi February 7, 2018

Tin goo

If you can’t spell tongue or struggle pronouncing it say tingoo or spell it that’s what I do when I forget how to spell it and my friends know what I mean

person 1: Bro I burnt my tong
Person 2: what?
Person 1: my tin goo
Person 2: I know what you mean now you mean tongue

by Pumpkinvr_ August 14, 2022

Goo

To play hooky from work. (i.e. goof off)

My workload was lite, so I decided it was time for some goo at the sports bar.

by Larry February 28, 2004

Zoo Goo

Furry Ejaculation

After all that yiffing i had to shoot my Zoo Goo.

by zoogoo February 10, 2021

Sticky goo canoe

A man's penis which causes the rider to leave everyone sticky

I took them for a ride on the sticky goo canoe now I need a shower

by Samtionary May 10, 2024