Toad fest

toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.

Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."

by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015

Knoll fest

Anywhere moon is

I was over at Moon’s and man what a knoll fest

by Sharkhawk nol April 9, 2022

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

glitter fest

the act of throwing glitter on someone

Matteo acted angry, but secretly enjoyed the glitter fest with Steph and Rachel. Most men would be lucky to be covered in glitter by 2 girls.

by Stephines January 5, 2008

toad fest

Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.

Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."

by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015

Grizzly Fest

When you tell your wife or significant other you are going to a fantasy football draft with "the boys." But in reality you are going to a private secluded island with a bunch of dudes and do not want your wife or significant other to question your homosexuality.

Grizzly A: Hey man did you get a hall pass to go to the grizzly fest this year?
Grizzly B: Yea my wife does not even suspect a thing, I even got new toys for this year's grizzly fest.
Grizzly A: Nice, my wife didn't even suspect a thing either. I got tons of lube, looking forward to seeing your new toys.

by Grizzly_Todd August 11, 2024

synonym: sausage fest

All males, no females.

Where are all the girls? It's a synonym: sausage fest in here.

by Tiffany22 January 9, 2014