A great guy who is extremely republican, a little bit communist, humorous, might seem a little racist, and has the biggest dick in the world.
by Dr. Jamie Jackson January 12, 2018

by thatsballing June 23, 2015

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024

Looking for a fight everyday, allday. Really short and thinks he's strong. Usually has a lot of friends that are somewhat loyal. If you want to fight, Dean is the right person to talk to; or rather, fight with.
by harrystyles_simp!!!!!!! May 11, 2022

Retarded piece of shit who doesn't know how to mature and is bad at video games. People named Dean get mad at everything like a child and are bad at games that take skill.
Dean is a fucking retard.
by SamyDude05 June 16, 2020

by Partyblook March 23, 2025
