Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005

Brown eggs

When you do the girl anal and you tuck your balls in her ass and when you pull them out they are covered in brown shit.Then she sucks the shit off your nuts.

I gave your mom brown eggs lastnight.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza

that kieran brown is a complete waist of time

by myman42 May 7, 2019

lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!

her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.

by bobthebrownie May 16, 2018

brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 18, 2009