British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied

Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you

by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021

British person day

On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.

"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"

by Girleeeee October 27, 2022

British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

british

responsible for the invention of racism. see white people

are you racist?
im british
so yes?

by lickme229 September 8, 2021

British liquid

A slang term to describe a cup of tea

Would you like a cup of British liquid?

by Davies84 June 1, 2019

Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.

Alex the british girl is lame.

by Feania May 14, 2023

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023