Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023

Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.

Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.

by derp_chirp April 4, 2011

Barrel Day

The day of the first snowfall, A day where friends gather to drink whiskey and listen to Christmas Carols.

On Barrel Day we downed twelve bottles of jack and sang along to White Christas.

by Daniel Jack 150 October 27, 2017

Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.

I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!

by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020

Dirty Barrel Water

A slang term for whiskey

Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.

Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)

by WhiskeyConnoisseur24 January 4, 2023

barrel fun

Men away from home have homosexual encounters in the barrel.

Stewie “it’s my turn turn for barrel fun, get over here big boys”

by Owens wan kenobi October 16, 2022

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023