surprise shart

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart

(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)

by that boy axl December 29, 2013

bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015

Surprise Popper

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.

Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.

by Campfire Donkey May 10, 2015

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016