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beef shotgun

Where you pump your foreskin and blow a meaty load
by Shartflash February 5, 2018
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Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023
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Shotgun

Basically calling "dibs" on some sexy piece of meat.
"Mmm, check out that piece of ass! I'd ride him in a minute. Shotgun!"
by just_yo_mama January 21, 2015
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The Shotgun

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
by professional shoota man May 11, 2024
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MW3 shotguns

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839
I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS
by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023
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shotgun

an object that appears right in front of me when I see happy couples on TikTok
*happy couple sharing their experience*

(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "
by ThoughtsInThots July 13, 2023
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shotgun squad

I wish I could drink beer like the Shotgun Squad.
by Frollet742 February 23, 2021
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