Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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Grandma boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022
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Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.
by Davey boy 27 May 09, 2023
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grandma fuji

soft and/or wrinkled ass
Man she's got such a grandma fuji
by grandma fuji January 28, 2016
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Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!
by Words are fun ay? August 15, 2022
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national grandma day

wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.
“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma
by fog09 August 19, 2021
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Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
by RaccoonHater69 March 05, 2018
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