anything not belted will fly

something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on

"ANYTHING NOT BELTED WILL FLY!!!"

by CSAT March 26, 2017

Belt Belly

the impression that your belt leaves on the underside of your muffin top often painful. Causing redmarks

Damn, after sitting at my desk for 5 hours, i got belt belly, it kills!

by r4p3r March 17, 2011

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Crimson Belt

This is a sexual act involving a menstruating female having intercourse with a male. This act leaves behind a circular stamp on the male's member entitled a "crimson belt".

Ref: Chocolate belt

Dude! She totally gave me a crimson belt!

by Blueman0000 January 9, 2011

1 Gucci Belt

When you put both your testicles above your paint waist where your belt buckle would go.

Would you like to see my 1 Gucci Belt ?

by Airplane830 November 6, 2019

Texas Belt Buckle Bang

The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards

Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang

by spizzuh May 20, 2024

Belt

Is one of the most gruesome forms of torture, given from Asian parents for kids who fail to achieve the minimum grade of A-

Mom: Did you get your report card?
Kid: Yes, I did *sighs*
Mom: Well, show me!
Kid: *Hands the report card*
Mom: *Looks at him/her with glaring eyes* *Coughs* *And pulls out a belt*

by Saeedi December 8, 2020