The One Who Asked

No one.

“Air is the one who asked”

by RandomKyleWasTaken March 19, 2023

nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Ask

the selling price of an item, particularly a financial security.

Bonds' asking prices

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.

Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Ask

I'm not going to ask. I'm not letting make whatever point about asking you're trying to make and I'm not going to pretend you didn't bury a dozen children in trying to make it.

Hym "I'm not going to ask. I'm telling you. You are being told. You were TOLD to do something and you didn't do it. What happened? What happened when you didn't do what you were TOLD? Did a 'rare form of schizophrenia' happen? No. It didn't. I'm not asking you because I don't have to ask you."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2025

brother/sister asked a very good question

What you say when you can't answer a question someone asked you.
Originated from a meme based on a Muslim video of an islamic orator named Zakir Naik.

Person 1: Where are you going??
Person 2: Brother/Sister asked a very good question *goes away*

by noiwontwriteapseudonym April 15, 2025