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thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.
Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!
by Ordeal August 29, 2024
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THANK YOU REALISM

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RES0RTS W0RLD PASAY PHILIPINES JUNE 2, 2017
OCT0BER 1, 2017 121 DAYS
KNIGHTS.88 SHARKS.76 3 5 10:51 PM OCT0BER 1, 2017
T0 MANDALAY BAY PARADISE
CHAMPLAIN T0WERS...JUNE 24 , 2021 ...PANCAKE.PUCK

STACKS.STINK C0LLAPSE.WASTE
UVALDE R0BB ELEMENTARY SCH00L JUNE 24, 2022....365 DAYS

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IT IS HEREBY A SALUTATION.

A job well done AARON WATSON PECKHAM with the URBAN DICTIONARY and congratulations in your EXPANSION OF YOUR INSIGHTFUL D0 TEAM = TEEM = 0K P00P = EARS.

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143 PR0FRESSIVE SIDE BET 5
The THANK YOU REALISM swims real truthfully as ANAL QLAN your occupation is not ACTUARIAL CLIMAX PR0STITUTE as the only thing you are is a PHYSICAL LITERALLY "SHITEATER SHIT EATER".

PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

REALISM.77
A (FUCKING) SMILER .77
FECES FACES E.77
I WASTE.MATTER.77
AH D00 EAT FECES.77

R.U.L.E.S.

THANK Y0U.SMELL ASS.100
THANKS A BUNCH.122
EAT FECES ASSH0LE.122
THANK Y0U SIR.STRADDLE PENIS.146
FEELING GRATEFUL.148
EAT P00P PEDOPHILE.148
EAT P00P PISS DICK.148

NEWS EVENT

T HANKS.Y0U TUBE.167

AMAZ0N RELAX RIMJ0B.H0CKEY.167
CHAMPLAIN(E)T0WERS.167

ASSH0LE. DINNER YACHT.SLEEP.121
RELAX 666 TEEM.121
GREEK.BALLS. P00 DATE.46
GREEK YACHT ASSH0LE.167

I'M THANKFUL F0R Y0U.185
SHIT STINKS UP.185
BL0WING KISSES T0 Y0U165
EAT URINE SHIT T0ILET..165
THANKS A MILLI0N.143
F0NDNESS F0R FECES.143
THANKS A WATT.STINK A ASSH0LE.138
I'M GIVING THANKS.JUST IN REEK JU.163
THANK Y0U THANK Y0U.200 FAG DAY RES0RTS W0RLD.200
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 23, 2022
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Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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Thank God

Typically used in 2 different mannerist styles which can consist of thankful, or a sarcastic style.

Thankful : this tends to be a more religious action which is typically used by those in the Catholic/Christian faith and is often spoken amongst members when you are thankful that something happened; all is going well. This phrase is most typically used by Caucasian and Hispanic members

Sarcastic : this phrase when used in a sarcastic tone can be referred to as “thank god” which is a common analogy for the phrase “you need Jesus” and “find god” used by many Catholic community members. This word is predominantly found in African American/Hispanic households.
Ex.1 thank god that jimmy decided to let us host a party at his house

Ex.2 Jose : I think we should go get wasted

Abby : I don’t think so

Jose : I’ll do it with or without you

Abby : Thank God *cringes*
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Thank You and Goodnight

A song that the pilot vas of Hazbin Hotel sang that made fans cry
Person 1: what’s your favorite song the pilot voice actors sang?
Person 2: definitelyThank You and Goodnight
by Addicted to the Poison⭐️ January 20, 2024
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The way you explained this was SO clear. Thank you.

A stupid bot comment from youtube. (most found in youtube shorts). The way you explained this was SO clear. Thank you.
The way you explained this was SO clear. Thank you.
by Your_local_word_maker September 17, 2025
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