The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.
John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.
by Father Mac December 21, 2013

To ultimate send is to get plastered drunk with your mates and get up to numerous shenanigans throughout the night.
by Mintlaw goer January 21, 2024

hes such a kai law,
hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised
Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised
Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai
by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

by Jamooi April 9, 2019

also known as i>u. there are many meanings to this like its mathmatical aspect as the value of I is greater than the value of U. more likely this will be heard in a game when some pussy ass noob gets a lucky shot and gets cocky.
by mrnoname98 January 10, 2009
