Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.

Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.

by themurf1500 February 27, 2011

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

Surprise Mouthguard

When playing the game MOUTHGUARD, wait for the right moment to quickly insert your erect Penis into another player's mouth. Method works best when the player doesn't expect you and while they are laughing.

hey cameron wanna play surprise mouthguard?

by C@mer0n_Br0wn February 12, 2018

Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021