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Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.
Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
by themurf1500 February 27, 2011
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Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.
by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021
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Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
by Strikefv October 17, 2023
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Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.
Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.
by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020
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Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.
“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
What is it?”
SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”
by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019
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surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.
My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.
by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018
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You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong
“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight
“You’d Be Surprised
by maccam May 10, 2022
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