Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

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hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

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