Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009

stoner

A stoner is NOT a loser. Stoners are people who smoke pot and have FUN. People are saying stoners are losers and making this world a bad place. It's actually the poeple who don't like them, all they care about is looking "perfect" and having money but are they actually happy, because they have all these loser freinds and fancy cars but could be having more fun being high? Stoners can have fun playing with a napkin or looking at a picture all day so who cares about all that extra money. Maybe it is true how stoners lose brain cell but they gain wisdom in life in exchange. They have a better perspective on life and have more fun living it. They arent how people stereotype them as; a loser who smokes too much weed and gets too agressive. Actually stoners are happier and way more gentle than any other "normal" person in this world and wouldn't hurt a fly. A real stoner doese not go around talking about how much weed he smoked last night either and how "cool" he is. Wow good for you, you smoked a five dollar joint...your point? So basicly a real stoner is some one who smokes pot, doesnt brag about it, and enjoys life while they are doing it. Have you ever seen an un-happy/high person in your life? I haven't. So anyone who says we are losers you can go right to hell with your boring life. God put herb on earth for us to pick and smoke it.

"I'm definately happier than that stoner, I'm smart, have a good job, no freinds. Yup this is the life!"

by Dalton Ward September 1, 2008

Stoner science(best read when stoned)

the bullshit formulas, procedures and reasons stoners used to explain certain phenomenon and develop theories based on said phenomenon. what causes stoners to explain why things happen with bullshit reasoning that sounds scientific. semi-related to stoner logic. The person who experienced these thoughts while high inferred them to be a type of reasoning ,generally used with pointless topics while stoned, thus it was named Stoner Science. Not everyone can use stoner science. Aperson needs the right mindset. A scientific/philosophical mindset generally. Others may work.

Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)

by Zerohazrd October 12, 2010

Stoner Mudd

Instant pudding with icecream topping/syrup mixed into it.

Mann I had the munches bad, So I made Stoner Mudd. It hit the spot.

by T-Daddy C. April 29, 2008

scoperism

A scoperistic mannerism! Any mannerism that is a bit 'special'. Coined after the Spastic society became known as Scope and the word Spastic was replaced with Scoper.

He/she has some really funny scoperism's! James is such a scoper!

by Jefferey Jefferson June 11, 2008

stonerphonic

term to describe blues based metal/rock/doom/psychedelic music often linked to songs focused around or promoting usage of cannabis, marijuana, LSD and other mind/ mood altering substances and chemicals. From Stoner (drug user) and Phonic (sound).

Hey man, you should check out the new Kyuss album. The 1st song Gardenia is totally fucken STONERPHONIC dude. Must have played it 300 times today already. Fully takes your ass to another planet...

by sloburn March 31, 2009

Stoner Stomach

The grouping of fat around a pot smoker's stomach that results from long periods of smoking marijuana and subsequently eating munchies on a daily basis.

"Dude, did you see that hippie's stoner stomach? I guess that's what you get from eating too many Doritos."

by phillb@KU May 6, 2010