million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016

sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.

I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.

by DJm!× m@$t3r$pl!t b@n@n@ $pl!t July 4, 2018

"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."

by unDURYEAted January 4, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.

I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019